11/16/2006

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The beauty of two star-crossed lovers uniting against the will of an entire nation, fleeing to a beautiful hotel and making hours of passionate romance will soon be in the hands of the public, and BetUS.com will be the distributor.  
  
BetUS.com ([www.betus.com](http://www.betus.com "www.betus.com")) executives announced that they are in the midst of negotiations with singer/dancer Kevin Federline's manager, Brian Bunnin of I.C.M., for the rights to the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline four-hour adult video which is said to make "One Night in Paris" look like a children's cartoon.  
  
The popular online sportsbook, which counts over a hundred thousand members in the United States alone, was catapulted to head of the bidding line due to direct contact with "K-Fed's" camp, and negotiations for an exclusive online distribution deal are in the works.  
  
Financial arrangements of the deal could not be made available pending final approval by BetUS.com investors; however, BetUS.com believes that with the popularity of Britney, she will out-sell Paris two times over.  
  
"After the Paris tape dropped and became a huge hit, you would think Britney would have gotten rid of the tape," said BetUS.com spokesperson, Christopher Bennett. "Wasn't this the same girl who not too long ago came out and said she was a virgin? I wonder how many tapes she's made? We could have a series."  
  
BetUS.com intends to offer the video free-of-charge to their customers. Non BetUS.com customers will have to pay $29.95 for the right to rip the video onto their own hard drives or video devices.