3/10/2006

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It didn't take fans and foes of Joan Rivers long to find her online dating site.

Ellen Wernecke

At a recent interview with Howard Stern, critique queen Joan Rivers let it drop that she had a profile on national dating Website Match.com.  
  
The next day, blogger "bum\_juice" combed the site and discovered Rivers's profile, which describes her as, "Perfectly happy as is, but who knows? Make me laugh in a good restaurant and I'll pay attention."  
  
Rivers claims she is "very good looking for \[her\] age" and "travel\[s\] in snappy circles (my best friend is a Countess...)." She speaks Russian, identifies herself as conservative and just got out of a 9-year relationship -- which matches biographical data gleaned from other sources about Rivers.  
  
"I love smart men, funny men, elegant men," Rivers says. "If I had to choose between [Brad Pitt](http://thecelebritycafe.com/bio/brad-pitt) stripped to the waist or an old George Clooney in a dinner jacket, George would win hands down."  
  
No word yet on whether she's discovered her Prince Charming, but good luck, Joan!